events that might force me to quit my job, potentially

November 21, 2006

Let’s say all of the things that have occurred already at AOL happened on the same day. What would be my tipping point? Let’s recap:
1. There is a license plate in the parking lot that says ROTFL (for those of you who are not as “in-the-know” as I am, that means Rolling on the Floor Laughing).
2. To celebrate the launch of new AIM and AIMToday, some dude came dressed up as the yellow “running man” logo and tried to hug people.
3. At our Christmas party, there will be steaks branded with the AOL logo.
4. On election day, I was a nervous wreck because of Rick Santorum. However, my worries had to cease for ten minutes when I was given the task of updating the page to reflect Britney and K-Fed’s divorce.

Let’s say the running man presents me with a cake on my birthday, Britney and K-Fed get remarried, I play an online role-playing game out of curiosity, and a man plays a U2 song but changes the lyrics to reflect AOL’s recent achievements. That will be the day; I promise you all.