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valentine’s day questions to gross you out

February 14, 2007

You cannot not pick one of these options. The only other option is death, and I had to use that ONCE because Alyson pinned the grossest person alive against my brother. NO DEATH ALLOWED.

Would you rather bone …

TOP CHEF
marcel.jpg or michael.jpg

GROSS-OUT FEST
mj.jpg or liza.jpg

ULTIMATE WOOF
cage1.jpg or schneid.jpg

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5 comments

  1. THANK YOU for putting up liza.


  2. ultimate WOOF??? hello, YOU are the one who loves rob schneider.

    or wait…. norm macdonald. dammit.

    ok:

    gay chef, liza, rob. no doubt.


  3. Um. Top Chef? I know you’d bone Nicholas Cage Becca. Cos you want a piece of that. OOOOO.


  4. Becca (5:06:41 PM): you have to pick one from each pair
    Carol(5:06:47 PM): i don’t know who the chefs are
    Becca (5:06:54 PM): that’s fine, you don’t have to pick from that pair
    Becca (5:06:58 PM): just go with the other two
    Carol (5:07:06 PM): EWWW

    I pick Liza, Rob Schneider and that chef on the top left. No way cage is getting into my bed.


  5. I choose Nic Cage if he recites lines from Con Air and/or The Rock that include, but are not limited to:

    What do you think I’m gonna do? I’m gonna save the fuckin’ day!

    What I’m dealing with here is one of the most deadly substances the earth has ever known, so what say you cut me some FRIGGIN’ SLACK?



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