Cella and I have decided that the public wants to know — nay, they NEED to know — who fits on our lists of the top 5 celebrities we’d currently like to bone. So, in no particular order (except for the number one spot), here they are:
Hi. Duh. For a minute there, I felt guilty trying to think of other men who I wouldn’t mind reaching around my nether regions. It was slightly akin to adultery.
Demetri Martin makes jokes that I like. My favorite example: “I bought a dictionary, and the first thing I did was look up the word ‘dictionary.’ It said: ‘You’re an asshole’.” *swoon*
He’s apparently Christian. Whatever, keep posing for photos like this, Soof, and I’ll keep wanting to corrupt you. Only he could make me wanna bone with a song about cancer.
We saw his heiny in ‘Six Feet Under,’ and he’s worked with David Lynch. I know we’d share a post-coital smokerette and brood together.
Louie is the goofier and English cousin of Justin. I love his feigned innocence. He’s totally got a dirty soul.
In other news, QueerSighted is up and I’m officially blogging and I wrote a tribute to the real and only person I want to bone, Chris.
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