deep in the ocean, there lies a wave for you

Again, more from Styledash and Jonathon Morgan , who I am certain is going to hunt me down and strangle me with his microphone cord.

D-bag photographer / promotor Morgan snapped this photo outside of Thunderbird Coffee in Austin. This blurb gives me enough fuel to set all d-bags on fire:
“When I stopped him, this guy was only in jeans, and a black t-shirt — it was his hat that caught my attention. But before I could take his picture, he stopped me, asked to run back inside the coffee shop, and re-emerged in the awesome cardigan and daring neckware you see above. Two simple changes took a look that was straightforward cool, and made it completely kick ass.”
Um, what? He discovered his hat at Pacific Sunwear and tries to pass it off as his grandfather’s. His sweater helps him to resemble some sort of Bigfoot / gorilla / yeti with its extreme furriness. His “daring neckwear” is an aquamarine bandana. Yeah, this guy looks like a TOTAL badass. His personal ad: Total badass, willing to take risks, spontaneous. Let’s go skydiving, tie each other up. Meet me at Thunderbird Coffee; I promise to wear my slip-ons.

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