work conversations.
July 25, 2007Me: “Zack, do you want to see the cutest thing ever?”
Zack: *puts leg up on the arm of my chair so that my face is directly in his crotch*
Zack: “You know, we better stop this, or one of us is going to get fired for sexual harrassment.”
Me: “Yeah, we’re really straddling that line.”
Zack: “Actually, I’ll get fired for doing it and you’ll get fired for asking for it. LET THE RECORD SHOW THAT ON WEDNESDAY, JULY 25, REBECCA ARMENDARIZ WAS WEARING A VERY LOW-CUT TOP.”
Haven’t you heard? I love the gays.
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