Archive for August, 2007

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distraction

August 31, 2007

I’m pressing refresh over and over again, waiting for news of Larry Craig’s resignation to come through. Iowa just took back gay marriages, but we got the kids who were the first ones to get hitched on the phone, and they were on their way to their honeymoon. I want to talk about something else. Larry Craig has dominated my entire week with his gross mug shot and with the pity I feel for him.

I am reading this book right now, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, and I’m not even finished with it yet and it’s my favorite. It’s by Michael Chabon, who wrote The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, which is still on my fave novels list, and I finally got around to picking up my tattered copy this other work.

There are so many amazing passages and quotes that I feel I need to recount them for my reference, and hopefully to convince someone else to read it.

“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a torturous six-month culmination of years of unpopularity and girllessness. At night I lay in bed and coolly informed myself that I was gay and that I had better get used to it.”

“It was as though she had studied American notions of beauty from some great distance and had come all the way only to find she had overdone the details: a debutante from another planet.”

“… listened for accents of friendship: the banality, relaxation, and lack of style that characterize a conversation between two friends.”

“‘Let’s drink something cool and refeshing,’ Phlox said, bobbing her head, widening and then narrowing her eyes like some lustful and wily biblical queen. ‘Beer,’ said Arthur and I.”

“‘Hey, every woman, pal, is a volume of stories, a catalogue of movements, a spectacular array of images.’”

“A gin and tonic under its tiny canopy of lime elevates character and makes for enlightened conversation.”

“That evening I rode downtown on an unaccountably empty bus, sitting in the last row. At the front I saw a thin cloud of smoke rising around the driver’s head. ‘Hey, bus driver,’ I said. ‘Can I smoke?’ ‘May I,’ said the bus driver. ‘I love you,’ I said.”

“An unfamiliar restaurant can be a very disorienting thing.”

LOVE. THIS. BOOK.

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lolzing

August 28, 2007
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caaawww!

August 22, 2007

I’ve known it was going to happen for a while now, but Cedars broke up officially. I love you, paws! It makes me very upset, but good things are on the way.

I met Fico and Luke when I interviewed them in November for the music issue of On Tap. When I told them that I hate U2, they pretend they didn’t like them, either. Aw. Little did I know that a few months later they’d drunkenly force me to watch ‘Rattle and Hum.’

Here’s a nice tribute to my bebes at Instrumental Analysis.

And here is a video of them being adorable at the Black Cat:

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you can’t polish the bravery.

August 21, 2007

I’m not really trying to justify the Bravery. They are a crap band. But I’ve seen them something like 5 or 6 times. And they are playing a free show at my alma matter this Friday and I am tempted to go. But not alone, because going back to AU with the sole purpose of seeing a crap band and having people see me seeing the crap band, alone, is not worth it. However …

I first saw the Bravery in 2004 when they were doing a residency at the Metro Club in London. Four Thursdays, all Bravery. Their parents were there and they’re from suburban Maryland and their music was poppy and synthy and they were wearing eyeliner and sweating and the room was like a closet. I was so close to them and the stage and the music sounded new and exciting, so I fell in love. Examps of photos I took at that show:
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At that point they only had an E.P. out, and I listened to it CONSTANTLY. Then I came back to the U.S. and saw them at Fletcher’s in Baltimore and stood at the front of the stage with Sam Endicott’s crotch in my face. Then the album came out and I was still smittened, though I could feel it waning a tad. Here are some examples of why the love started to fade:
Lyrical:
From the song ‘Public Service Announcement’ — “You put the broke in broken-hearted / You put the art in retarded”
Press: They say that their hometown is New York when they’re actually from Bethesda.
They are in a feud with the Killers (lamest band to be in a feud with evs? Poss. Brandon Flowers is a married Mormon with a Hitler ‘stache). When they were trying to get back at each other, the Bravery revealed that one of the Killers members used to be in a ska band, and then it came out that Sam, lead singer (and the most toasty) was in a band called SKABBA THE HUT. Photo evidence:
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Sam is in the back with the braid / dred things.
Also, in the Glastonbury issue of NME, I saw a picture of Mike H. (blue eyeliner boy)’s penis. Because he played the show naked.
Anyway, then the Bravery played a show after their HORRIFIC and CRAPPY second album came out like two months ago. I went to it. It was fun and brought me back to that dingy, smoky club in Tottenham Court Road. I also met the lead singer’s parents and we became BFF. But just for laughs, here are some quotes from the Pitchfork review of The Sun and the Moon:
Rating: 1.8 (out of 10)
“To understand what a failure of a record this is, you have to consider the few redeeming qualities of the band’s self-titled debut. Despite its shameless Cure copping, “An Honest Mistake” left open the possibility of the band becoming a jaded, Americanized Franz Ferdinand, while “Fearless” and “No Brakes” flashed subtler, smarter synth and basslines than nearly anything on Hot Fuss. However, seeking to now eschew their blatant touchstones, the band strips down to a more guitar-based mush not beholden to any one or two specific influences, but remains shockingly unoriginal nonetheless.”
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“‘”Every Word Is a Knife in My Ear,’ an utterly unsexy, castrated version of “Take Me Out”, wouldn’t even be plausible as a sticker on a goth teenager’s bookbag– let alone as a relatable relationship grievance.”
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“However, The Sun and the Moon– an album content to find hooks with the least resistance, to place the last 10 years of indie rock in a blender, and try to foist that gruel as something novel, to offend the very art of rock’n'roll– vindicates even those extremists who practically urged to blacklist this band. Have you no sense of decency, Bravery?”
L
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So, who’s coming to the show with me?

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a mix pour vous.

August 16, 2007

Here are some songs that I love times a million for your rainy(ish) day enjoyment.

Belle and Sebastian – “Judy and the Dream of Horses
This song reminds me of Cella! And it is her birthday. We all know that Cella never felt so good except when she was sleeping.
Neko Case – “Maybe Sparrow
I am seeing Neko Case tonight for the second time (solo) and seeing her again tomorrow when she opens up for Rufus. I am in love with her, her red hair and her gigantic rack.
Okkervil River – “Kansas City
It’s pretty much a guarantee that if a song repeats the words “pretty baby,” I am going to like it.
Elliott Smith – “Waltz #2 (XO)
For those of you who still like to believe that my tattoo reads “CHI OMEGA” instead of “XO,” BITE ME.
Rilo Kiley – “More Adventurous
I love this song and the view from below Jenny Lewis’ skirt.
Rufus Wainwright – “The Art Teacher
The only art teacher I’ve ever loved enough to have a crush on was balding, fake-English and probably gay. Fitting, eh?
Damien Jurado – “Ohio
One of my favorite concert moments was Black Cat backstage, Damien Jurado, cigarette in one hand and beer in the other. He closed with this and it the best of his tunes.
Jens Lekman – “Black Cab
It’s twinkly and pretty and Jens is so dreamboaty.
American Music Club – “Ladies and Gentlemen
I want a boyfriend who loves Mark Eitzel as much as I do. Self-loathing is SO HOT RIGHT NOW.
The Magnetic Fields – “100000 Fireflies
Andrew Bird – “Heretics
One of the best shows this year by far. Plus, he crazy!
The Divine Comedy – “Tonight We Fly
Neil Hannon signed my ticket stub in 2004. LOVE HILM.

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write a song about your dream of horses

August 16, 2007

i miss you, ay mami!
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this will be us come two years, when we rent out wendy’s farmhouse and live there and pet the cows.
love love love love you and happy happy happy birthday.

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current obsessions

August 14, 2007

1. Banksy. Chris turned me onto him with this photo:
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The elephant was then placed in a room where his painted skin matched the wallpaper. Then, while reading the Wikipedia entry, I discovered this nugget:
In August 2004, Banksy produced a quantity of spoof British £10 notes substituting Princess Diana’s head for the Queen’s and changing ‘Bank of England’ to ‘Banksy of England.’ Someone threw a large wad of these into a crowd at Notting Hill Carnival that year which some recipients then tried to spend in local shops. These notes were also given with invitations to a picturesonwalls.com Santas Ghetto exhibition. The individual notes have since been selling on eBay for about £200 each. A Limited run of 50 signed posters containing 10 uncut notes were also produced and sold by pictures on walls for £100 each to commemorate the passing of Princess Diana. One of these sold in May 2007 on eBay for $35,000.
I WAS AT THE NOTTING HILL CARNIVAL THAT YEAR. Only we were too busy drinking warm Heineken keg cans to notice any of these happenings.

2. Okkervil River. They have so many albums and are coming to the Rock & Roll Hotel in late September. And all of their songs are good. Especially “Kansas City,” in which they say the word combination “pretty baby” about a hundred times, and that really does it for me. Also Damien Jurado is opening for them, and we all know how I feel about him. He lost his luggage the day before he came to D.C. last time, and was stuck with the clothes on his back, which included … a BLACK FLAG T-SHIRT. I love it.

3. Getting out of this city for a long weekend. Since it’ll be spur of the moment and a quick vacation, my destination of choice will have to be in the U.S. I’m thinking of a fly into Seattle, drive down to Portland and end up in San Francisco before flying home. Ah, fall in the Pacific Northwest. It’s time for a pilgrimage. Hi, buddy!
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4. Obviously, winning the Rufus Wainwright competition and getting into Neko Case’s pants.
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on which from this city we can flee!

August 10, 2007

OK, so I entered the Rufus Wainwright competition. You have to perform the spoken-word bit of his song, “Between My Legs,” and if he likes you the best you get to do it on stage with him during the show you have tickets to (mine is next Friday in Philly). You can listen to the orig here.
Let’s do a comparison of performances:

Jake Gyllenhaal (scroll to the 4 minute mark to see him)

Rebecca Armendariz:

Despite the fact that Erie said I look like a wine glass, I think I did a good job. Especially the chest pounding, Celine Dion-style.

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heart attack!

August 9, 2007

There are so many good shows coming to the club in the next few months. I am having a bit of a panic / heart attack about it because you, dear readers, will ask me for tickets to them. So I’m going to list them and please get back to me as soon as you can if you want in!

September 4 – EDITORS (if you want to see the biggest boner of your life, come. i am the owner of said boner.)
September 5-6 – THE NATIONAL w/ THE ROSEBUDS (I will be there for the Rosebuds on one of those nights. Amazing stuff.)
September 8 – Blisspop presents Georgie James, Soft Complex, The Dance Party, DJ Will Eastman Sponsored by DCist, Free hugs by BrightestYoungThings.com (Love shit like this. Cheap thrills.)
September 19 – THE APPLES IN STEREO
September 26-27 – RILO KILEY (Front-and-center to see up Jenny Lewis’s skirt, please.)
September 29 – THE ROOTS
October 8 – KLAXONS (If you know what’s good for you, listen to me and COME. We will dance our pants off.)
October 22 – SPOON
October 30 – THE GO! TEAM

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