the justin timberlake futuresex/loveshow on hbo

September 23, 2007

… has changed my life.

I have watched it in parts. First of all, the staged interviews at the beginning, I will admit, were cheesy and made me cringe a little bit. My being embarrassed for him faded, however, when my toes crunched into the curled position and stayed there for for the duration of my viewing it.

The entire concert is amazing. The costume changes, the live band, the choreography … even his lame banter. But the best part is definitely ‘Damn Girl.’ Put yourself in the position of one of Justin Timberlake’s female backup dancers for ONE SECOND. During this song, they are wearing a bra, panties and a garter belt. That’s it. Then they simulate lap dances on him. He slaps their butts. He gets within two millimeters of kissing them. CAN YOU IMAGINE? It’s BASICALLY like having sex with him, almost. I mean, that’s all it would take to get me to squeal. I almost came just watching it! Do you think they all have sex with each other after it? They have to. LINGERIE. JUSTIN. GRINDING. SLAPPING.