delicious treats
October 5, 2007
Let me introduce you to my new boyfriend, HAVARTI CHEESE. He is made from Danish cow’s milk. His texture is flexible and smooth. The knife goes right through him, like butter. He is a delicious source of calcium. We are in love, but sometimes I think we got serious too quickly. Especially the next morning. Also, he is a slut and sometimes cheats on me with others.
I have to tell you, I was with Havarti last night, and I nearly bent my knife trying to get into him. It’s not worth it to me- you can have him!
I was also with Havarti and found him to be a fantastic lover.