I am a spaz about certain things. But I thought that my spazziness didn’t make me weird in the situation of having a place to live exactly two months from now. However, apparently it does because every dude listing an apartment on Craigslist wants you to move in this goddamn weekend!
My roommate was like, yeah, it’s for people who just move here. But like, if I just moved here, it would most likely mean that I would have known, probably, at least a month in advance that I was going to move to a new city in which the rent for a 1 BR is like, $1500-$1700!
But no. Also, if you want to move into a building with like, a doorman and a management company, like my building now, you better get on finding an apartment like, three months in advance. So there’s this window period of time wherein it is impossible for one to find an apartment, yet, where it is most reasonable that a person would WANT to find an apartment. See what I’m saying?
Today Clark and I are going to see a place that is AMAZING and BEAUTIFUL and in the PERFECT LOCATION. He wants to rent it October 1 (reasonable), however, I need October 15 for finansh reasons. If he doesn’t find anyone else to rent it to or needs some extra time to do repairs, we could be in. Please pray that he is an easily charmed gay man who will a) think Clark and I are a perfect and adorable couple and b) be impressed with the fact that I work at the Blade.