root canals aren’t that bad.
January 27, 2009Guess what! Root canals, as in “I would rather have a root canal …,” aren’t so bad. I think it helps if your dentist is as adorable and as teensy and Costa Rican as mine. But yeah, an hour in and we were totally done, and I was totally numb, and I was too confused to care!
Last night Clark’s friend told him that he should probably go to the root canal with me to help me get home afterwards. Really? Did they forget to numb him when they did his? Because I couldn’t feel shit.
The only awful part was when adorable dentist lady said, “Well, this was only supposed to be a consultation (whoops on my part), but since you’re in pain and there’s a LOT of decay, I can do the root canal now.”
A PART OF ME WAS ROTTING. I WAS ROTTING FROM THE INSIDE.
In other news, Bally Total Fitness, a gym with which I had a membership in 2005, calls my cell phone 1 – 2 times per day. Is someone trying to tell me something?
You are beautiful foreva and eva
Yikes.
One time I took Phil to go get a root canal and he was super high and bloody afterwards. I took him to CVS in dupont because he had 0 pain medication in his home, turned my back for 30 seconds, and found him bent over in the jello region of the store with blood dripping out of his mouth and onto the carpet, like a zombie.