Archive for the ‘rock out!’ Category

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oh you’re so dreamy, jens.

October 26, 2007

Audio / visual please!
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Photo: http://flickr.com/photos/girdle/1758192397/

I kept with the trend of yelling at rock stars to “put it in me, please.” During “You Are the Light (By Which I Travel into This and That),” Jessica, Erin, Caitie and I had, like, the perfect end-of-a-movie moment, arms flailing, feet stomping, dancing, chanting, screaming the lyrics. It was so fucking fantastic.
Here’s the video of the song we freaked out to:

There’s original video from last night’s show here. It makes me wet my pants with joy. And pee.

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yes please

October 19, 2007

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Please go home on Thanksgiving Day so that you can come to the show at the Black Cat the Wednesday before it. Thx.

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miss adams morgan, et al.

October 12, 2007

Last Saturday I went with Alyson and Dave and a few others to the Miss Adams Morgan pageant at the Washington Hilton. Kenny, love of my life, was featured in some of the performances, and his husband Scott, Miss Adams Morgan ’99, looked divine. The theme was TV Land, so there were Lucys and Brady Bunch characters and Mary Tyler Moores and Morticia Adamses EVERYWHERE. I swooned over some of the best legs I’ve ever seen. I also got jealous. Here is some photo documentation:
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Someone asked me, “You’re a lady, right?” Yes, yes I am, sadly. Also, a gay wearing fake boobies let me and Al touch them and then proceeded to touch ours and spank us with a whip.
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Here are Alyson, Kenny and “Consuela.” Who is the hottest? Unsure.
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I am a few glasses of wine in at this point.
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Here we are giving people the right idea.
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Dave and I are obvs in love and getting married.
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Mmm. Yes please. Never been happier.

In other news, Statehood’s album is going to come out, er, drop, at the end of October and I am very, very excited. Please go to their MySpace page, friend them and listen to all of the songs, specifically “Every Single Question.” Here are some YouTube videos to whet your punk-poppy-rock-n-roll delicious appetite.

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delicious treats

October 5, 2007

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Let me introduce you to my new boyfriend, HAVARTI CHEESE. He is made from Danish cow’s milk. His texture is flexible and smooth. The knife goes right through him, like butter. He is a delicious source of calcium. We are in love, but sometimes I think we got serious too quickly. Especially the next morning. Also, he is a slut and sometimes cheats on me with others.

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upcoming shows

September 26, 2007

Rilo Kiley, tomorrow:

Patrick Wolf, October 1:

Jose Gonzalez, October 2:

Klaxons, October 8:

Jens Lekman, October 25:

Art Brut, November 20:

Cold War Kids, November 27:

So who is going to which shows?!

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city of angels (yes, my favorite movie)

September 10, 2007

I have just booked a vacation, and it feels very liberating and adult-like. I am going to Los Angeles from October 17-21 to visit THIS:
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT LOS ANGELES:
1. Art Brut — ‘Moving to L.A.’
2. HONEY-VANILLA LATTES FROM THE URTH CAFFE (where I once stood face-to-face with Jake Gyllenhaal)
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3. THE TROUBADOUR, one of my favorite places to see live music in this country.
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4. Three words: HOUSE. OF. PIES.
5. Two more words: DIDDY. REESE.
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(vintage photo of Molly and I enjoying our $1 ice cream and cookie sammiches)

Put in your requests for celebrity stalking autographs now. On the hit list: John Krasinski, Justin Timberlake, Katherine Moenning (Shane from ‘L Word’) and Ethan Hawke.

BONUS VID to make you smile (demetri, plz marry me):

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distraction

August 31, 2007

I’m pressing refresh over and over again, waiting for news of Larry Craig’s resignation to come through. Iowa just took back gay marriages, but we got the kids who were the first ones to get hitched on the phone, and they were on their way to their honeymoon. I want to talk about something else. Larry Craig has dominated my entire week with his gross mug shot and with the pity I feel for him.

I am reading this book right now, The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, and I’m not even finished with it yet and it’s my favorite. It’s by Michael Chabon, who wrote The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, which is still on my fave novels list, and I finally got around to picking up my tattered copy this other work.

There are so many amazing passages and quotes that I feel I need to recount them for my reference, and hopefully to convince someone else to read it.

“There had been a time in high school, see, when I wrestled with the possibility that I might be gay, a torturous six-month culmination of years of unpopularity and girllessness. At night I lay in bed and coolly informed myself that I was gay and that I had better get used to it.”

“It was as though she had studied American notions of beauty from some great distance and had come all the way only to find she had overdone the details: a debutante from another planet.”

“… listened for accents of friendship: the banality, relaxation, and lack of style that characterize a conversation between two friends.”

“‘Let’s drink something cool and refeshing,’ Phlox said, bobbing her head, widening and then narrowing her eyes like some lustful and wily biblical queen. ‘Beer,’ said Arthur and I.”

“‘Hey, every woman, pal, is a volume of stories, a catalogue of movements, a spectacular array of images.’”

“A gin and tonic under its tiny canopy of lime elevates character and makes for enlightened conversation.”

“That evening I rode downtown on an unaccountably empty bus, sitting in the last row. At the front I saw a thin cloud of smoke rising around the driver’s head. ‘Hey, bus driver,’ I said. ‘Can I smoke?’ ‘May I,’ said the bus driver. ‘I love you,’ I said.”

“An unfamiliar restaurant can be a very disorienting thing.”

LOVE. THIS. BOOK.

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lolzing

August 28, 2007
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caaawww!

August 22, 2007

I’ve known it was going to happen for a while now, but Cedars broke up officially. I love you, paws! It makes me very upset, but good things are on the way.

I met Fico and Luke when I interviewed them in November for the music issue of On Tap. When I told them that I hate U2, they pretend they didn’t like them, either. Aw. Little did I know that a few months later they’d drunkenly force me to watch ‘Rattle and Hum.’

Here’s a nice tribute to my bebes at Instrumental Analysis.

And here is a video of them being adorable at the Black Cat:

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you can’t polish the bravery.

August 21, 2007

I’m not really trying to justify the Bravery. They are a crap band. But I’ve seen them something like 5 or 6 times. And they are playing a free show at my alma matter this Friday and I am tempted to go. But not alone, because going back to AU with the sole purpose of seeing a crap band and having people see me seeing the crap band, alone, is not worth it. However …

I first saw the Bravery in 2004 when they were doing a residency at the Metro Club in London. Four Thursdays, all Bravery. Their parents were there and they’re from suburban Maryland and their music was poppy and synthy and they were wearing eyeliner and sweating and the room was like a closet. I was so close to them and the stage and the music sounded new and exciting, so I fell in love. Examps of photos I took at that show:
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At that point they only had an E.P. out, and I listened to it CONSTANTLY. Then I came back to the U.S. and saw them at Fletcher’s in Baltimore and stood at the front of the stage with Sam Endicott’s crotch in my face. Then the album came out and I was still smittened, though I could feel it waning a tad. Here are some examples of why the love started to fade:
Lyrical:
From the song ‘Public Service Announcement’ — “You put the broke in broken-hearted / You put the art in retarded”
Press: They say that their hometown is New York when they’re actually from Bethesda.
They are in a feud with the Killers (lamest band to be in a feud with evs? Poss. Brandon Flowers is a married Mormon with a Hitler ‘stache). When they were trying to get back at each other, the Bravery revealed that one of the Killers members used to be in a ska band, and then it came out that Sam, lead singer (and the most toasty) was in a band called SKABBA THE HUT. Photo evidence:
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Sam is in the back with the braid / dred things.
Also, in the Glastonbury issue of NME, I saw a picture of Mike H. (blue eyeliner boy)’s penis. Because he played the show naked.
Anyway, then the Bravery played a show after their HORRIFIC and CRAPPY second album came out like two months ago. I went to it. It was fun and brought me back to that dingy, smoky club in Tottenham Court Road. I also met the lead singer’s parents and we became BFF. But just for laughs, here are some quotes from the Pitchfork review of The Sun and the Moon:
Rating: 1.8 (out of 10)
“To understand what a failure of a record this is, you have to consider the few redeeming qualities of the band’s self-titled debut. Despite its shameless Cure copping, “An Honest Mistake” left open the possibility of the band becoming a jaded, Americanized Franz Ferdinand, while “Fearless” and “No Brakes” flashed subtler, smarter synth and basslines than nearly anything on Hot Fuss. However, seeking to now eschew their blatant touchstones, the band strips down to a more guitar-based mush not beholden to any one or two specific influences, but remains shockingly unoriginal nonetheless.”
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“‘”Every Word Is a Knife in My Ear,’ an utterly unsexy, castrated version of “Take Me Out”, wouldn’t even be plausible as a sticker on a goth teenager’s bookbag– let alone as a relatable relationship grievance.”
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“However, The Sun and the Moon– an album content to find hooks with the least resistance, to place the last 10 years of indie rock in a blender, and try to foist that gruel as something novel, to offend the very art of rock’n'roll– vindicates even those extremists who practically urged to blacklist this band. Have you no sense of decency, Bravery?”
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So, who’s coming to the show with me?

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