After a bit of a blogging hiatus, I have returned with a new web address.
For my inaugural entry, I submit to you a question:
Here are some silver lame American Apparel shorts that Clark wore during a performance for Brett and Amy’s wedding celebration at the Black Cat:
These shorts, though they made their debut (pants, too) in the store like, two years ago, still continue to baffle me. He wore them, but not after puffy-painting “Brett <3 Amy” (with the heart positioned on his balloon knot) on them. Does anyone ACTUALLY wear these shorts? American Apparel wouldn’t manufacture an item for this long without SOME sales for non-joke purposes, right?
Oh, they’re girl shorts. But still. Does ANYONE wear these for realsies?
UPDATE: Radar has informed me that “everyone at coachella had those shorts on and the weird lame bikini tops too.”


